Alabama Folks: See my latest editorial cartoon in today’s Birmingham News. It’s on Santa Claus and Alabama’s illegal immigration law.
Behold mortals! I weld Mjolnir, the legendary hammer of Thor!
But wait. Lo, it doth come with a warning:
CAUTION: Do not hit or swing at people or animals. Use away from breakable objects.
In other words, please do not play with this toy in a way that any little boy (or girl) would normally play with THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF THOR.