Alabama Folks: See my latest editorial cartoon in today’s Birmingham News.  It’s on Santa Claus and Alabama’s illegal immigration law.

What makes America great? Pie! In a cup!

Seriously? I thought Green Tea was good for you. It can’t be all good if it comes in “diet”!

Behold mortals! I weld Mjolnir, the legendary hammer of Thor!

But wait. Lo, it doth come with a warning:

CAUTION: Do not hit or swing at people or animals. Use away from breakable objects.

In other words, please do not play with this toy in a way that any little boy (or girl) would normally play with THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF THOR.

A picture is worth a thousand calories.