See my latest editorial cartoon for the Birmingham News on the recent tornado disaster in my home state of Alabama.

A picture is worth a thousand calories.

Behold mortals! I weld Mjolnir, the legendary hammer of Thor!

But wait. Lo, it doth come with a warning:

CAUTION: Do not hit or swing at people or animals. Use away from breakable objects.

In other words, please do not play with this toy in a way that any little boy (or girl) would normally play with THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF THOR.